Mobile SMS 2

2007-01-11T07:50:00.000-08:00

Bechara dhobi,mara mara phir raha hai,kyun ka uska ghada nahi mil raha hai,pata chala hai ka woh"SMS"parh raha hai.

Dil se kahu ek baat sachchi,hum tum ek hi dal ke panchhi,Pyar hamari hogi n kachchi,Mere se to Tum achchhi.

Suraj ki kirne,taaron ki bahaar.Chand ki chandni,humara pyar.Har ghadi ho khushaal.

Phool bina..Khushboo bekaarChand bina..Chandni bekaarPyar bina..Zindagi bekaarMere SMS bina..Tumhara MOBILE bekaar

Häsnä zindagi ki ZäRuRäT hai,Zindagi jeyo to is Andaz mein ki,tumhe dekhkar sabko lageZindagi kitni KHööBSüRäT hai.

Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karo, Khushiyon ko save karo. Dushman ko hide karo, Dost ko enter karo, Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga

Mere ek hi condition,kisi ko nehi permission,tumhe hai Pyar ka Admission,Wo bhi bina donation,Just maintain good & long Relation.

KHAWAB HI KHAB MEIN EK HOOR KO DEKHA,WOH PYARI THI, WOH KOI NAHIN,WOH TUM THI,U R MY DREAM GRL.

Din raat tumhe yaad karte hainyai jaan tumpe kurban karte hainmilnay ki toh bohot chahat hotie haiper milnay kai baad judai sai dharte hain

Tum Pas Hon Ya Door,Hum tumhre Dil Mai Apni Yaad Jaga Sakty Hayn,Na phone Ki Zarorat-Na Sms Ki Fikar,Bus YAAD kar k Dil Ko Hila Sakty Hai.

Tum na jao kahi,Bas raho mere pass,Na rahe koi dori,Chahe khatam ho jae ye saans

Dil me itni bekarari na thi. Zindagi itni pyari na thi. Zindagi zindagi lagti na thi. Jab tak aapse mulaqat na thi..

Din yadon mai guzarta hai,raat khayalo mai guzarta hai,Kuch yaade is kadar hain ki,Aaine me chehra tumhara nazar aata hai.

Ankhen to pyar ki zuban hoti hai,chahat to bezuban hoti hai.pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya,dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai.

Humne Chaand se pooha teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai?Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay dekh kar mein chamakta hoon.

Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.

Touch my heart & u’ll feel,Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,Look into my heart & u’ll see,That u’ll always be a special part of me.

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.

Doctor: U n ur wife have same blood group.Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se me ra khoon jo pi rahi hai.

Girls ke college me strike thi,girls ne nara lagaya "hamare mange" picche se awaaz aayi "sindoor se bharo"
nasha hum karte hai,ilzaam sharaab ko diya jata hai,magar qasoor toh unka hai,jinka chehra har jaam mein nazar aata hai.

Tum Bin Kahi Qarar Na AaeY To Mai Kya KaroO.! Har Pal Tumhari Yaad SataeY To Mai Kya KaroO.! Her AaineY MeiN Tum Nazar Aaye To MaiN Kya KaroO.!!

KHAFA NA HONA MEIN KHWAB HU TUMHRA,JUDA NA HONA MEIN DIL HU TUMHRA!BHGBAN NE HATHON MEIN LIKHA HAI NAAM TUMHRA.

Pal pal ne kaha 1 pal se.Pal bhar ke liye tum mere sath raho.Pal bhar ka sath kuch aisa ho ki har pal tum hi tum yaad Raho.

Najane konsi baat akhri hogi,najane konsi raat akhri hogi, karle jee bharke batein,najane konsi sanse akhri hogi.

Dil me itni bekarari na thi.Zindagi itni pyari na thi.Zindagi zindagi lagti na thi.Jab tak aapse mulaqat na thi.

College me ajeb khel hota hai, Class me diloka mel hota hai,Notes me love mail hota hai, Isliye to pappu fail hota Hai.

Fasle Bahut Hai par, Karib Rahkar Koi Khas Nahi Hota, Aap Khayalon Me Itne Karib Hai Ki, Faaslo Ka Ehsas Hi Nahi HotA.

Chup rehte hai koi khafa naho jaye.badi mushkil se koi apna bana hai.milne se pehle hi judaa na ho jaye

Hum se mohabat ker lo tum, Zindagi ko khusiyon se bharlo tum, Call, sms nahi ker sakti to, miss call hi ker lo tum.

Are O DEVDAS tu VEER ZAARA ko chhod de warna main tuje ASHOKA banakar PARDESH bhej dunga, kyunki tu JOSH me bahut aa jata hai. Aur CHALTE CHALTE tera DIL TO PAGAL ho jata hai aur tu DEEWANA ban ke DARR jata hai firbhi keheta hai MAIN HOON NA.
FUN................................................

dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna : jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna : agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna

School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya, Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya uttho! ye koi sone ka waqt hai.,jab dekho sote rehte ho.,saari umar so so ke bitani hai kya?, ab mujhe reply mat karna., im sleeping.

ram ji ne dhanush toda seetaji dodi chali ayi. krishan ji ne bansi bajai radha ji bhaghi chali ayi aur mene sirf seeti bajai to apne baap ko bula layi

Hum itne sweet nahi, ki diabeties hojaye! na itne salty ki, B.P. badha jaye!! na itane testy ki maza aajaye, Par itne Kadwe bhi nahi ki Yad na aye!!!!

dil mein basi hai yaad teri, aankhon mein basi hai tasweer teri , jab bhi aati hai yaad teri , dekh lete hai TOM and JERRY** Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt ke sath insan badal jata hai, Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..! **

kabhi kehte the dost,ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai,Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai ,aur maango to inkaar karte ho**

Jindagi me agar koi bada kam karnaho to Hathi pe chad jao, shirshasan karo, apni ek tasvir khichwao aur duniya ko woh tasvir ulti karke dikhao then u r great Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot. James : I want 2 b a doctor. Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother. Asif : I want 2 help Deepa .

School- a place where papa pays & son plays life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur life so tht you can die rich nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree

Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain,Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain,Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
Love.............................................

Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti, na karenge kisi se vaada, par kya kare dost mila itna pyara ki karna pada dosti ka vaada

Samja do apni yado ko, wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai, aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar, wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai

Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho, karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho, kisike roop mein diwana naa bano, surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho

Movie titles related to engg students: exams - socha na tha, classes - kabhi kabhi, question papers - na tum jano na hum, copying - yaarana, maths2 - asambhav, maths1 - mission impossible, environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi, 1st semester - kuch to hai, 2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai, distinction - kal ho na ho, 1st class - raju bangaya gentleman, 2nd class - dil mange more fail - phir milenge

Jiski yaad bulane ke liye humne ciggrate jalaye kambak usi ciggrate ke dhuye ne uski tasveer banayi.........
Every second God remembers you, Every minute God bless you, Every hour God cares for you because... Every day I pray God to take care of U.

Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad's decision

Mohabbat ke liye kuch khaas,dil makhsus hote hain !Yeh wo nagma hai jo,har saaz pe gaya nahi jata !!
Ek hook si dil mein hoti hai Ek dard jigar mein rehta hai Main raton ko uth-uth rotan hoon Jab sara aalam sota hai.

Maine khwabon mein barson tarasha jise, Tum wohi sang-e-marmar ki tasweer ho, Tum na samjho tumhara mukaddar hoon main, Main samajhta hoon tum meri takdeer ho.

Tumhe apane ke liye har imtihaan denge,Hume aazma kar to dekho,kehte ho mushkil hai mujhe apnana,hume apna banaa kar to dekho.

Zindagi ko ek rangin kalpana samjho,Subah ko sach raat ko sapna samjho,Bhulana chahte ho sabhi gamo ko to,Zindagi me mujhe apna samjho.

Na jarurat hai sitaron ki,na jarurat hai faltu yaron ki,baas Pyar chahiye aap ka,jo waat laga de hazaron ki.

Kaise bataaoon main tumhe,Tum dhadkanon ka geet ho,Tum zindagi tum bandagi,Tum har khushi tum pyaar ho.

Aankhon mein tum yaadon mein tum,Tum ho meri har baat,Neendon mein tum khwaabon mein tum,Tum ho mere din raat.

Mere liye paana bhi tum,Mere liye khona bhi tum,Mere liye hasna bhi tum,Mere liye rona bhi tum.

tum achay ho ya mujh ko achay lagtay ho.. chehray say udaasi door kero tum hanstay achay lagtay ho.

Jise Dhoondhta Hoon Main,woh mili thi mujse kal,Mujhe usse Pyar hai,woh hai meri Dreamgirl.

Mere pas jo Gulaab hai,woh kabhi bikharr jaye,meri aankh mai jo khuwaab hai,woh kabhi ujarr jaye.

Tum Bin Qarar Na Aaye,Har Pal Yaad SataeY,Surat MaiN Apni BhOOl Gaya,Her AaineY MeiN Tum Nazar Aaye.

Suraj ko kadmo mein bicha du,Chaand-sitaaro se tumahri mang saja du,agar jhoth bolna paap na ho totumahre liye Taj Mahal bana du.

Agar kal hum na rahen,yaadein sada rahengi,sirf dekhna chand ko,humari tasveer wahan rahegi.

HAR GALI HAR DIWAR PAR TUMHARA NAAM LIKHA HAIUPAR"WANTED" AUR NICHE "CHAVANI"INAMRAKHA HAI

kash khushiyon ki dukan hoti,hume bhi us ki pechan hoti,bhar dayte app ki zindegi khushiyon say,qemat me hamari jaan hoti,

Osama to Sharukh:How are you?Sharukh:Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam. Aap Kaise Hain?Osama:Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bom.

Khushi or Ghum Sabke Naseb Mein Hai, Pyar Aur Nafrat Sabke Dil Mein Hai, Par LUCKY Hai Hum kyonkiHamare Pas hai.

Na jaane kiu aankh se ansu jhalka,dil ko shayed aapki yaad aayi.Chahaat hai itni milne ki,haste hue bhi aankhe bhar aayi.

Subah ko sach or raat ko sapna samjho,Bhoolna chahty ho sabhi gam ko,To zindagi main hamesha mujhy apan samjho.

Mahek zindagi se kam nahi,mahobat se zindagi kam nahi,Sath zindagi me PYAR ka ho agar,to zindagi jannat se kam nahi,

Chahunga tumhe hamesha,Meri deewangi ko galatna samajhna,paya hai tumhe kismat se,Meri Taqdeer ko galat na samjhna.

Ho dour tum kuch pal ky ley,Dour rahkar bhi kareeb ho har pal ky ley,Kesy yaad na aaye aap ki,Jab dil main ho tum har pal ky ley

Khushi k LIYE Gum kurban,Hasi k Liye AAnsoo kurban,Pyar k Liy Dil kurban,Tumhare Liye To Jaan Kurban.

Tumse milneka man kar raha hai,dil tadap raha hai,Dil tadpa to ankhen ro padi,unhe chup karaya to sanse bol padi.I MISS U

kuch pal hote hai,kuch pal ke liye,ji lo inhe har pal ke liye, ye pal to rait ki tarah faisal jayega, de jayega yaade zindgi bhar ke liye.

Rabse aap ki khushi mangte hain,Duaao mein aapki hansi mangte hain,Tumse umar bhar ki SATH mangte hain.
Darte hai aag se kahin jal na jaye,darte hai khwab se kahin tut na jaye, sabse zyada darte hai aap se-Kahin aap hamein bhul na jaye....

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain
Badi muddat se chaha hai tumeh, badi duaon se paya hai tumeh, Tumeh bhul jau kaise, Kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tumeh.

Bachelor's schedule... Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ; Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ; Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ; Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....

Tumko ashirwad mile bado se, sahayog mile chhoto se, Khushiya mile jag se, pyar mile sab se, daulat mile rab se, yahi dua hai dil se

Who said english is easy?Fill in the blank with YES or No-1.---I dont have brain,2.---I dont have sence,3.---I am stupid.

BUY A SCOOTY..PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY..TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY..DO UR DUTY,AFTER 9 MONTHS..GET A CUTY.

this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it

Always start your day with a lot ofS E X S-SMILE E-ENERGY X-XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit,and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

Dil ker raha hai,ke aaj tum ko,akele main le ja ker,tum ko apne honton se aik,k..ki,,,kis,,kiss krun tumhare lips per.

Kiss Me In The Light..Love Me In the Dark..Hold Me 'till The End.And I Promise I won't Break Your Heart
Question:Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?
Guess..Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sa
Choo loon to nazak lagti hey,Jaise man mein koi kali khilti hey,Kash koi essi bhool ho jaey,Kalli khilke phool ho jaaey.

Aik pal nahi sari umar tere naam karta hoon,Hussan ki devi ho tum hussan ko salam karta hoon.

CHANDNI RAAT HO,TUM MERE SATH HO,ANKHON MEIN ANKHEIN, HATHON MEIN HAATH HO.CHAHON TUMHEY HAR DAM,ESSI KOI RAT RAAT HO.

Tum agar kabi mujh se,Yunhi ruth jayo to,mujhe dukh ho ga inta,Jitna ankh khulnae prKHAWAB toot jata hai.

ArZo0 HaY TumHAin Do0R Se DekHNay KI,PasS NaHi AaNa ChAhTa,TaMaNnA NaHi tuMHain PANAy ki,KhoNA BhI NAHi CHAhTa.

LOGO KO KEHTE SUNA THA K"ZINDA RAHE TO PHIRMILENGE"LEKIN AAP SE MILNE KE BAAD DIL NE MEHSOOS KIA K"MILTE RAHE TO ZINDA REHENGE"

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Mobile SMS

2006-12-07T06:39:00.000-08:00

: WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF MOBILE SMS :

Bechara dhobi,mara mara phir raha hai,kyun ka uska ghada nahi mil raha hai,pata chala hai ka woh"SMS"parh raha hai.

Dil se kahu ek baat sachchi,hum tum ek hi dal ke panchhi,Pyar hamari hogi n kachchi,Mere se to Tum achchhi.

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